ASTRODDLERGY

ASTRODDLERGY

A Revolutionary Approach to Parenting and Connecting With Your Children on a Soul Level

A Revolutionary Approach to Parenting and Connecting With Your
Children on a Soul Level

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You're Not Failing.
You're Just Missing Their Inner Map.

You're Not Failing.
You're MissingTheir Inner Map.

Astroddlergy is that missing map. It shows you the hidden patterns beneath your child’s behavior, so you’re no longer reacting in the dark. Suddenly, the defiance isn’t defiance. It’s a signal. The tears aren’t chaos. They’re a message. And you finally know how to respond in a way that brings relief instead of more conflict.


This is not about controlling your child or labeling them permanently. It’s about understanding them. It's about connecting with their very deepest needs. It’s about seeing the wiring beneath the surface, and using that insight to create more peace, more cooperation, and more love in the moments that matter most.

Astroddlergy provides that missing map.


It shows you the hidden patterns beneath your child’s behavior, so you’re no longer reacting in the dark. Suddenly, the defiance isn’t defiance. It’s a signal. The tears aren’t chaos. They’re a message. And you finally know how to respond in a way that brings relief instead of more conflict.


This is not about controlling your child or labeling them permanently. It’s about understanding them. It's about connecting with their very deepest needs. It’s about seeing the wiring beneath the surface, and using that insight to create more peace, more cooperation, and more love in the moments that matter most.

"I couldn’t believe Michael could articulate my children so perfectly without meeting them. His insights on how to help them thrive with each of their personalities really helped me step back and rethink how I parent each individually. Thank you so much!"
- DeAnna V.

Your Child's Behavior Is Not Random.
It's a Message.

Your Child's Behavior Is Not Random.
It's a Message.

I'm not only an astrologer - I'm also a certified Positive Parenting Coach (IPHM), so I'm able to merge the complex symbology of the stars with the grounded tools of modern parenting strategies. I created Astroddlergy specifically to blend the two worlds. The result is a full-bodied, unique way of seeing the hidden patterns beneath your child’s behavior, so you can respond with clarity & patience, instead of guesswork & impulse. The result is something rare: insight that's both soulful, and practical.

Every child has an inner blueprint that shapes how they respond to the world. Some kids need structure to feel safe. Others wilt when they’re over-managed. Some recharge with solitude, while others seek constant connection. The truth is: there’s no one-size-fits-all parenting strategy - only the ongoing work of learning your child’s individual blueprint and responding with heart.


Astroddlergy will illuminate their blueprint. It will unlock its meaning. It shows you how to create a bond that feels safe, steady, and deeply connected, even on the hard days. Especially on the hard days.

"Michael has created something really special with Astroddlergy. As a parent, his knowledge and insight is so helpful - it's like finding missing puzzle pieces where the
"Ah-ha" moments keep coming."
- Lauren Z.

"Michael has created something really special with Astroddlergy. As a parent, his knowledge and insight is so helpful - it's like finding missing puzzle pieces where the "Ah-ha" moments keep coming."
- Lauren Z.

From Power Struggles
to Connection

From Power Struggles
to Connection

Most parenting advice assumes kids will respond the same way to the same tools. But if you’ve tried sticker charts, “gentle” scripts, or firm boundaries only to watch your child dig in harder, you already know it’s rarely that simple.


Astroddlergy shows you how to match your support to your child’s unique wiring. A Moon-sensitive child, for example, might not calm down by talking it out — they need you to hold space until their emotions burn through. A Mars-driven child may resist endless structure but come alive when given a clear goal and the freedom to find their own way. A Rising-led child might appear bold on the outside, yet what they truly need is reassurance that it’s safe to drop the armor.


When you begin to recognize these patterns, conflict transforms. The power struggle at bedtime softens into understanding. The screen-time standoff turns into cooperation. And instead of ending the day with guilt, you close it with trust. Not because you “handled” your child, but because you truly saw them; and they felt truly seen by you.


In the book, I call this “parenting with a map”, and it catalyzes a shift from reacting to relating. Suddenly, bedtime battles make sense. Transitions stop feeling like landmines. Big feelings become easier to hold, because you understand what’s really being asked for.

Most parenting advice assumes kids will respond the same way to the same tools. But if you’ve tried sticker charts, “gentle” scripts, or firm boundaries only to watch your child dig in harder, you already know it’s rarely that simple.


Astroddlergy shows you how to match your support to your child’s unique wiring. A Moon-sensitive child, for example, might not calm down by talking it out. They need you to hold space until their emotions burn through. A Mars-driven child may resist endless structure but come alive when given a clear goal and the freedom to find their own way. A Rising-led child might appear bold on the outside, yet what they truly need is reassurance that it’s safe to drop the armor.


When you begin to recognize these patterns, conflict transforms. The power struggle at bedtime softens into understanding. The screen-time standoff turns into cooperation. And instead of ending the day with guilt, you close it with trust. Not because you “handled” your child, but because you truly saw them; and they felt truly seen by you.


In the book, I call this “parenting with a map”, and it catalyzes a shift from reacting to relating. Suddenly, bedtime battles make sense. Transitions stop feeling like landmines. Big feelings become easier to hold, because you understand what’s really being asked for.

"Connecting with Michael has been such a meaningful experience. With his support, I’ve learned new ways to communicate with my kids and approach parenting with more patience, empathy, and confidence. I am so grateful for his wisdom and highly recommend him to anyone seeking greater clarity and connection in their family life."
- Janah C.

Parent with Confidence,
Not Guesswork

Parent with Confidence,
Not Guesswork

You don’t need to be an astrologer. You don’t need hours of study or decades of working with hundreds of birth charts to understand how they show up throughout a lifetime. I did that work so you don't have to. What you genuinely need is a way to stop guessing in the heat of the moment. And that’s exactly where Astroddlergy's 3-step method comes in: Pause, Learn, Support.


Pause when your child’s behavior erupts: the tears, the shutdown, the sudden defiance. Learn to notice which part of their inner map is leading right now. Is it their tender side needing comfort? Their fiery drive demanding space? Their protective self putting on armor? Then Support that part with exactly what helps them feel seen.


In my book Astroddlergy: Foundations, I give you the exact tools for this step. You’ll learn how each emotional pattern shows up, and the real-world strategies that actually work to meet it. A fiery child might need to burn through their big feelings before they can hear you. A sensitive one may need reassurance before a transition. A bold child might thrive when you create a safe “yes” space instead of piling on “no’s.”


That’s the heart of Astroddlergy: soulful parenting, made simple enough to use every day.

I am so grateful, not only to have this deeper understanding of the "why" to my boys' tendencies and patterns, but also, Michael's thoughtful suggestions based on my boys' charts help me anticipate and respond better and ultimately strengthen my relationship with
my boys. Thank you, Michael!
- Jen B.

"I am so grateful, not only to have this deeper understanding of the "why" to my boys' tendencies and patterns, but also, Michael's thoughtful suggestions based on my boys' charts help me anticipate and respond better and ultimately strengthen my relationship with
my boys. Thank you, Michael!"
- Jen B.

"I am so grateful, not only to have this deeper understanding of the "why" to my boys' tendencies and patterns, but also, Michael's thoughtful suggestions based on my boys' charts help me anticipate and respond better and ultimately strengthen my relationship with my boys. Thank you, Michael!"
- Jen B.

The Most Meaningful Gift
A New Parent Can Receive

The Most Meaningful Gift
A New Parent Can Receive

A single Astroddlergy session is a gift that lasts a lifetime, especially for new parents.


When you give a new parent a personalized Astroddlergy reading and chart, you’re offering them something no toy, blanket, or gadget can: a soulful guide to their child’s essence. A map they can return to again and again — through every tantrum, transition, and triumph.


It’s actually much more than a gift. It’s an heirloom of insight, a gesture that says: I see you, I honor your child, and I want your family to thrive. Parents who receive it tell me it’s the most valuable gift they’ve ever been given. One that matters not just in the newborn stage, but through all the years of raising a soulful, self-aware human being.


In addition to the reading, the giftee receives a personalized, written guide interpreting the child’s unique energetic makeup. I write every one of these in warm, grounded language that's meant to inspire the parent with insight, patience, and awe for the beauty of their child's upcoming journey.

Along with the write up, I provide a beautifully designed version of the actual birth chart. A presentation designed with care and artistry, something they’ll want to print and frame for the nursery.


Because raising a child with awareness is much more than a gift. It's the greatest magic of all.

THE BOOK

If you’ve ever looked at your child and wondered, “How do I really reach them?” - this book is your answer.

FREE RESOURCES

✨ Begin Your Journey to Deeper Understanding & Connection

Every child has a rhythm, a light, and a language of their own.


Your kiddo's Sun Sign Quick Guide will help you:


  • See your child’s emotional world more clearly

  • Ease difficult moments with deepened understanding

  • Strengthen your connection in ways that feel natural and loving


I tried to make this as succinct and visual as possible. If you appreciate it, tell me where to send your child's specific Sign through the form below.

This only takes a moment, and what you’ll receive may change how you see your child forever.

-Michael 💛

✨ Begin Your Journey to Deeper Understanding

Every child has a rhythm, a light, and a language of their own.


Your personalized Sun Sign Guide will help you:


  • See your child’s emotional world more clearly

  • Ease difficult moments with deepened understanding

  • Strengthen your connection in ways that feel natural and loving


Tell me where to send it below.

This only takes a moment, and what you’ll receive may change how you see your child forever.

-Michael 💛

👇 Get the free Rising Sign guide here 👇

Get the free Rising Sign guide here

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The 5 Best Parenting Methods
👇 Backed by Child Psychology 👇

The 5 Best Parenting Methods
👇 Backed by Child Psychology 👇

The 5 Best Parenting Methods Backed
by Child Psychology

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