ASTRODDLERGY

ASTRODDLERGY

A Revolutionary Approach to Parenting and Connecting With Your Children on a Soul Level

A Revolutionary Approach to Parenting and Connecting With Your
Children on a Soul Level

THE PROCESS

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You're Not Failing.
You're Just Missing Their Inner Map.

You're Not Failing.
You're MissingTheir Inner Map.

Astroddlergy is that missing map. It shows you the hidden patterns beneath your child’s behavior, so you’re no longer reacting in the dark. Suddenly, the defiance isn’t defiance. It’s a signal. The tears aren’t chaos. They’re a message. And you finally know how to respond in a way that brings relief instead of more conflict.


This is not about controlling your child or labeling them permanently. It’s about understanding them. It's about connecting with their very deepest needs. It’s about seeing the wiring beneath the surface, and using that insight to create more peace, more cooperation, and more love in the moments that matter most.

Astroddlergy provides that missing map.


It shows you the hidden patterns beneath your child’s behavior, so you’re no longer reacting in the dark. Suddenly, the defiance isn’t defiance. It’s a signal. The tears aren’t chaos. They’re a message. And you finally know how to respond in a way that brings relief instead of more conflict.


This is not about controlling your child or labeling them permanently. It’s about understanding them. It's about connecting with their very deepest needs. It’s about seeing the wiring beneath the surface, and using that insight to create more peace, more cooperation, and more love in the moments that matter most.

Your Child's Behavior Is Not Random.
It's a Message.

Your Child's Behavior Is Not Random.
It's a Message.

Every child has an inner blueprint that shapes how they respond to the world. Some kids need structure to feel safe. Others wilt when they’re over-managed. Some recharge with solitude, while others seek constant connection. The truth is: there’s no one-size-fits-all parenting strategy, no universal script that works in every moment.


That’s why Astroddlergy was born. It’s not just another set of tips. It’s a full-bodied, unique way of seeing the hidden patterns beneath your child’s behavior, so you can respond with clarity & patience, instead of guesswork & impulse. It combines the timeless lens of astrology with the grounded tools of Positive Parenting, giving you something rare: insight that’s both soulful and practical.


In the book, I call this “parenting with a map”, and it catalyzes a shift from reacting to relating. Suddenly, bedtime battles make sense. Transitions stop feeling like landmines. Big feelings become easier to hold, because you understand what’s really being asked for.


Astroddlergy doesn’t label your child. It illuminates them. It shows you how to create a bond that feels safe, steady, and deeply connected, even on the hard days. Especially on the hard days.

From Power Struggles
to Connection

From Power Struggles
to Connection

Most parenting advice assumes kids will respond the same way to the same tools. But if you’ve tried sticker charts, “gentle” scripts, or firm boundaries only to watch your child dig in harder, you already know it’s rarely that simple.


Astroddlergy shows you how to match your support to your child’s unique wiring. A Moon-sensitive child, for example, might not calm down by talking it out — they need you to hold space until their emotions burn through. A Mars-driven child may resist endless structure but come alive when given a clear goal and the freedom to find their own way. A Rising-led child might appear bold on the outside, yet what they truly need is reassurance that it’s safe to drop the armor.


When you begin to recognize these patterns, conflict transforms. The power struggle at bedtime softens into understanding. The screen-time standoff turns into cooperation. And instead of ending the day with guilt, you close it with trust. Not because you “handled” your child, but because you truly saw them; and they felt truly seen by you.

Simple, Practical, Soulful

Simple, Practical, Soulful

You don’t need to be an astrologer. You don’t need hours of study or decades of working with hundreds of charts to understand how they shape a child’s life. I’ve done that work so you don’t have to. What you truly need is a way to stop guessing in the heat of the moment; and that’s exactly where Astroddlergy’s 3-step method comes in: Pause, Learn, Support.


Pause when your child’s behavior erupts - the tears, the shutdown, the sudden defiance. Learn to notice which part of their inner map is leading right now. Is it their tender side needing comfort? Their fiery drive demanding space? Their protective self putting on armor? Then Support that part with exactly what helps them feel safe.


As a certified Positive Parenting Coach, I’ve seen how tactics like connection before correction, emotion coaching, or structured choices can work brilliantly - but only when they’re matched to the child’s deeper wiring. That’s why, in Astroddlergy: Foundations, I give you the exact tools to bridge both worlds. You’ll learn not just the soulful “why” but also the practical “how”: strategies that actually work in daily life.


That’s the heart of Astroddlergy. Timeless parenting wisdom fused with soulful understanding, made simple enough to use every day.

Parent with Confidence,
Not Guesswork

Parent with Confidence,
Not Guesswork

You don’t need to be an astrologer. You don’t need hours of study or decades of working with hundreds of birth charts to understand how they show up throughout a lifetime. I did that so you don't have to. What you genuinely need is a way to stop guessing in the heat of the moment. And that’s exactly where Astroddlergy's 3-step method comes in: Pause, Learn, Support.


Pause when your child’s behavior erupts — the tears, the shutdown, the sudden defiance. Learn to notice which part of their inner map is leading right now. Is it their tender side needing comfort? Their fiery drive demanding space? Their protective self putting on armor? Then Support that part with exactly what helps them feel safe.


In my book Astroddlergy: Foundations, I give you the exact tools for this step. You’ll learn how each emotional pattern shows up — and the real-world strategies that actually work to meet it. A fiery child might need to burn through their big feelings before they can hear you. A sensitive one may need reassurance before a transition. A bold child might thrive when you create a safe “yes” space instead of piling on “no’s.”


That’s the heart of Astroddlergy: soulful parenting, made simple enough to use every day.

The Most Meaningful Gift
A New Parent Can Receive

The Most Meaningful Gift
A New Parent Can Receive

A single Astroddlergy session is a gift that lasts a lifetime, especially for new parents.


When you give a new parent a personalized Astroddlergy chart, you’re offering them something no toy, blanket, or gadget can: a soulful guide to their child’s essence. A map they can return to again and again — through every tantrum, transition, and triumph.


It’s actually much more than a gift. It’s an heirloom of insight, a gesture that says: I see you, I honor your child, and I want your family to thrive. Parents who receive it tell me it’s the most valuable gift they’ve ever been given. One that matters not just in the newborn stage, but through all the years of raising a soulful, self-aware human being.


Give the gift of a parenting map. One they’ll treasure for decades.

THE BOOK

If you’ve ever looked at your child and wondered, “How do I really reach them?” - this book is your answer.

FREE RESOURCES

✨ Begin Your Journey to Deeper Understanding

Every child has a rhythm, a light, and a language of their own.


Your personalized Sun Sign Guide will help you:


  • See your child’s emotional world more clearly

  • Ease difficult moments with deepened understanding

  • Strengthen your connection in ways that feel natural and loving


Tell me where to send it below.

This only takes a moment — and what you’ll receive may change how you see your child forever.

-Michael 💛

✨ Begin Your Journey to Deeper Understanding

Every child has a rhythm, a light, and a language of their own.


Your personalized Sun Sign Guide will help you:


  • See your child’s emotional world more clearly

  • Ease difficult moments with deepened understanding

  • Strengthen your connection in ways that feel natural and loving


Tell me where to send it below.

This only takes a moment — and what you’ll receive may change how you see your child forever.

-Michael 💛

👇 Get the free Rising Sign guide here 👇

Get the free Rising Sign guide here

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