The Parenting Map That
Brings You Closer
If you’ve ever looked at your child and wondered, “How do I really reach them?” - this book is your answer. It offers a simple approach to using Astrology as a practical parenting tool.
Astroddlergy is a surprisingly simple system for weaving astrology directly into your parenting choices.
It shows you an easy-to-understand, brand new way to use the language of the sky to reach the heart of your child. Start parenting with the clarity of a master astrologer.
You love your child more than life. You want to understand and support them.
But sometimes…
You feel more like a manager than an ally.
Conversations skim the surface. “How was your day?” → “Good.”
You’re present together, but not always connected.
The spark between you feels harder to find, especially as they get older.
You wonder if time will run out before you’ve really gotten through and built the bond which will last a lifetime.
There is no script, no reward system or app that can magically fix those feelings. Because the pain isn’t actually about behavior.
As a certified Positive Parenting Coach, I've found the behavior is merely a symptom. What matters is the bond beneath. And that bond becomes astonishingly clearer when you're empowered by the astrological lens of your child’s chart.
The Missing Map
Astroddlergy isn’t a list of tricks. It’s a soul-level blueprint drawn from a highly simplified form of astrology that shows you exactly how your child is wired: emotionally, energetically, relationally.
By understanding just four placements (their Sun, Moon, Rising, and Mars) you’ll discover:
How they feel most safe. (Astrologically guided insights into their Moon sign.)
Why they resist or withdraw. (Clues revealed by their Rising sign.)
What fuels their drive. (The influence of Mars in action.)
The mask they wear in the world. (How their chart shapes first impressions.)
When you know this map, the confusion fades. Suddenly, the things that felt like walls become doors.
What Parents Are Saying:
Lauren Z.
(01)
DeAnna V.
(02)
Janah C.
(03)
Jen B.
(04)
Lauren Z.
Michael has created something really special with Astroddlergy. As a parent, his knowledge and insight is so helpful - it's like finding missing puzzle pieces - the "Ah-ha" moments just keep coming!
UI/UX Design
Together, they ensure that a product is not only visually appealing but also easy to use, helping users smoothly.
Motion
Whether used in user form the interfaces, branding advertising or storytelling, motion design enhances user experience
Branding
In software and product contexts, development includes planning, building, testing, and optimizing solutions
What It
Gives You (and Them)
A shared language that makes sense of the hardest moments, rooted in astrology.
Relief from second-guessing yourself, because the stars offer clarity.
Parenting that feels like friendship, not friction.
Ordinary days (school drop-offs, bedtimes, Saturday mornings) that feel warmer, closer, lighter.
A bond that endures, even as they grow, nourished by the wisdom of their chart.
Imagine: instead of bracing for a battle, you’re decoding messages from their chart. Instead of “Why won’t they listen?” it’s “Oh — I get it.”
That shift changes everything.
👇 Start Using This Map Tonight 👇
$18.99 on Amazon.com
$12 here & now, for a limited time
So Who Am I?
And Why Did I Write This Book?
Hi, I'm Michael - Astrologer with over 20 years experience, certified Positive Parenting Coach (IPHM), and proud Dad to Demi.
I didn’t write this as some theory. I wrote it as a father.
I'm not exaggerating when I say Astrology saved my life. Through grief, loss, and becoming a parent, it helped me see through the noise of our modern world. And during one fateful night, amidst a particularly difficult meltdown, I realized Astrology could save something else: the bond between parent and child.
As a parenting coach, I'm well-versed in the science-backed tactics and strategies which underpin most contemporary parenting methods. As an Astrologer, I'm synced with the unseen forces that guide so much of human behavior.
I’ve distilled the very best of both worlds into this book.
It’s not abstract. It’s not “woo.” It’s practical, clear, and ready to use tonight at bedtime. Astrological insight meets everyday parenting.
Instant Download • Secure Checkout • 100% Refund Guarantee
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Instant Download • Secure Checkout • 100% Refund Guarantee
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Instant Download • Secure Checkout • 100% Refund Guarantee
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What You’ll Find Inside:
For less than the cost of a single toy at Target, you’ll receive:
The Four Pillars Framework: Sun, Moon, Rising, Mars explained in plain language, each placement revealing crucial aspects of your child’s personality.
The 3-Step Parenting Method: Pause. Learn. Support. A way to meet your child in the moment, informed by their astrology.
Sign-by-Sign Guides: Turn straight to your child’s placements for instant clarity and support strategies rooted in their chart.
Stories, insights, and scripts that turn friction into flow, guided by the wisdom of astrology.
It’s the opposite of all the parenting noise that's out there. It's different. It's powerful. It’s the signal itself, drawn from the stars.
Understand Your Kiddos on a
Whole New Level
You Deserve The Keys to A Great Relationship w/
Your Kids (and so do they)
You don’t need more vague and general tips. You need a map for your specific child.
Because when your child feels seen, they soften. And when you feel connected, you can finally breathe.
Astroddlergy Foundations is available on Amazon.com for the fixed price of $18.99
But you can get it here directly through this page at the new release price of $12, but only for a limited time.
Delivered instantly as a beautifully illustrated pdf.
If you don’t feel more clarity in the first week after reading, just email me and I’ll refund you. No questions, no guilt. Guaranteed.
© 2025 Michael George Land. All Rights Reserved.
Astroddlergy™
Need support? Write to michael@astrologermgl.com - we read every note.
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© 2025 Michael George Land. All Rights Reserved.
Astroddlergy™
Need support? Write to michael@astrologermgl.com - we read every note.
[Privacy Policy] | [Terms & Refunds]
The Parenting Map That Brings You Closer
If you’ve ever looked at your child and wondered, “How do I really reach them?” - this book is your answer. It offers a simple approach to using Astrology as a practical parenting tool.
Astroddlergy is a surprisingly simple system for weaving astrology directly into your parenting choices.
It shows you an easy-to-understand, brand new way to use the language of the sky to reach the heart of your child
You love your child more than life. You want to understand and support them.
But sometimes…
You feel more like a manager than an ally.
Conversations skim the surface. “How was your day?” → “Good.”
You’re present together, but not always connected.
The spark between you feels harder to find, especially as they get older.
You wonder if time will run out before you’ve really gotten through and built the bond which will last a lifetime.
There is no script, no reward system or app that can magically fix those feelings. Because the pain isn’t actually about behavior.
As a certified Positive Parenting Coach, I've found the behavior is a merely a symptom. What matters is the bond beneath. And that bond becomes astonishingly clearer when you're empowered by the astrological lens of your child’s chart.
The Missing Map
The Missing Map
Astroddlergy isn’t a list of tricks. It’s a soul-level blueprint drawn from a highly simplified form of astrology that shows you exactly how your child is wired: emotionally, energetically, relationally.
Through understanding just four placements - Sun, Moon, Rising, and Mars - you’ll discover:
How they feel most safe. (Astrologically guided insights into their Moon sign.)
Why they resist or withdraw. (Clues revealed by their Rising sign.)
What fuels their drive. (The influence of Mars in action.)
The mask they wear in the world. (How their chart shapes first impressions.)
When you know this map, the confusion fades. Suddenly, the things that felt like walls become doors.
What Parents Are Saying:
Lauren Z.
(01)
DeAnna V.
(02)
Janah C.
(03)
Jen B.
(04)
Lauren Z.
Michael has created something really special with Astroddlergy. As a parent, his knowledge and insight is so helpful - it's like finding missing puzzle pieces - the "Ah-ha" moments just keep coming!
UI/UX Design
Together, they ensure that a product is not only visually appealing but also easy to use, helping users smoothly.
Motion
Whether used in user form the interfaces, branding advertising or storytelling, motion design enhances user experience
Branding
In software and product contexts, development includes planning, building, testing, and optimizing solutions
Lauren Z.
(01)
DeAnna V.
(02)
Janah C.
(03)
Jen B.
(04)
Lauren Z.
Michael has created something really special with Astroddlergy. As a parent, his knowledge and insight is so helpful - it's like finding missing puzzle pieces - the "Ah-ha" moments just keep coming!
UI/UX Design
Together, they ensure that a product is not only visually appealing but also easy to use, helping users smoothly.
Motion
Whether used in user form the interfaces, branding advertising or storytelling, motion design enhances user experience
Branding
In software and product contexts, development includes planning, building, testing, and optimizing solutions
What It Gives You
(and Them)
A shared language that makes sense of the hardest moments, rooted in astrology.
Relief from second-guessing yourself, because the stars offer clarity.
Parenting that feels like friendship, not friction.
Ordinary days — school drop-offs, bedtimes, Saturday mornings — that feel warmer, closer, lighter.
A bond that endures, even as they grow, nourished by the wisdom of their chart.
Imagine: instead of bracing for a battle, you’re decoding messages from their chart. Instead of “Why won’t they listen?” it’s “Oh — I get it.”
That shift changes everything.
So Who Am I? And Why Did I Write This Book?
Hi, I'm Michael - Astrologer with over 20 years experience, certified Positive Parenting Coach (IPHM), and proud Dad to Demi.
I didn’t write this as some theory. I wrote it as a father.
I'm not exaggerating when I say Astrology saved my life. Through grief, loss, and becoming a parent, it helped me see through the noise of our modern world. And during one fateful night, amidst a particularly difficult meltdown, I realized Astrology could save something else: the bond between parent and child.
As a parenting coach, I'm well-versed in the science-backed tactics and strategies which underpin most contemporary parenting methods. As an Astrologer, I'm synced with the unseen forces that guide so much of human behavior.
I’ve distilled the very best of both worlds into this book.
It’s not abstract. It’s not “woo.” It’s practical, clear, and ready to use tonight at bedtime. Astrological insight meets everyday parenting.
What You'll Find Inside:
For less than the cost of a cheap toy at Target, you’ll receive:
The Four Pillars Framework — Sun, Moon, Rising, Mars explained in plain language, each placement revealing crucial aspects of your child’s personality.
The 3-Step Parenting Method — Pause. Learn. Support. A way to meet your child in the moment, informed by their astrology.
Sign-by-Sign Guides — Turn straight to your child’s placements for instant clarity and support strategies rooted in their chart.
Stories, insights, and scripts that turn friction into flow, guided by the wisdom of astrology.
It’s the opposite of all the parenting noise that's out there. It's different. It's powerful. It’s the signal itself, drawn from the stars.
You Deserve The Keys to A Great Relationship w/
Your Kids
(and so do they)
You don’t need more vague and general tips. You need a map for your specific child.
Because when your child feels seen, they soften. And when you feel connected, you can finally breathe.
Astroddlergy Foundations is available on Amazon.com for the fixed price of $18.99
But you can get it here directly through this page at the new release price of $12, but only for a limited time.
Delivered instantly as a beautifully illustrated pdf (EPUB for Kindle/iPad available).
If you don’t feel more clarity in the first week after reading, just email me and I’ll refund you. No questions, no guilt. Guaranteed.
The Parenting Map That Brings You Closer
If you’ve ever looked at your child and wondered, “How do I really reach them?” - this book is your answer. It offers a simple approach to using Astrology as a profound, practical parenting tool.
Astroddlergy is a surprisingly simple system for weaving astrology directly into your parenting choices.
It shows you an easy-to-understand, brand new way to use the language of the sky to reach the heart of your child. Start parenting with the clarity of a master astrologer.
You love your child more than life. You want to understand and support them.
But sometimes…
You feel more like a manager than an ally.
Conversations skim the surface. “How was your day?” → “Fine.”
You’re present together, but not always connected.
The spark between you feels harder to find, especially as they get older.
You wonder if time will run out before you’ve really gotten through and built the bond which will last a lifetime.
There is no script, no reward system or app that can magically fix those feelings. Because the pain isn’t actually about behavior.
It's the bond beneath. And that bond becomes astonishingly clearer when you're empowered by the astrological lens of your child’s chart.
The Missing Map
The Missing Map
Astroddlergy isn’t a list of tricks. It’s a soul-level blueprint drawn from a highly simplified form of astrology that shows you exactly how your child is wired: Emotion-ally, energetically, and relationally.
Most of all, it shows you exactly how to support those traits, so they feel seen.
By understanding just four placements (their Sun, Moon, Rising, and Mars) you’ll discover:
How they feel safe. (Astrologically guided insights into their Moon sign.)
Why they resist or withdraw. (Clues revealed by their Rising sign.)
What fuels their drive. (The influence of Mars in action.)
The mask they wear in social situations. (How their chart shapes first impressions.)
When you know this map, the confusion fades. Suddenly, the things that felt like walls become doors.
What Parents Are Saying:
Lauren Z.
Lauren Z.
Michael has created something really special with Astroddlergy. As a parent, his knowledge and insight is so helpful - it's like finding missing puzzle pieces - the "Ah-ha" moments just keep coming!
DeAnna V.
DeAnna V.
I couldn’t believe Michael could articulate my children so perfectly without meeting them. His insights on how to help them thrive with each of their personalities really helped me step back and rethink how I parent each individually. Thank you so much!
Janah C.
Janah C
Connecting with Michael has been such a meaningful experience. With his support, I’ve learned new ways to communicate with my kids and approach parenting with more patience, empathy, and confidence. I am so grateful for his wisdom and highly recommend him to anyone seeking greater clarity and connection in their family life.
Jen B.
Jen B.
I am so grateful, not only to have this deeper understanding of the "why" to my boys' tendencies and patterns, but also, Michael's thoughtful suggestions based on my boys' charts help me anticipate and respond better and ultimately strengthen my relationship with my boys. Thank you, Michael!
Lauren Z.
Lauren Z.
Michael has created something really special with Astroddlergy. As a parent, his knowledge and insight is so helpful - it's like finding missing puzzle pieces - the "Ah-ha" moments just keep coming!
DeAnna V.
DeAnna V.
I couldn’t believe Michael could articulate my children so perfectly without meeting them. His insights on how to help them thrive with each of their personalities really helped me step back and rethink how I parent each individually. Thank you so much!
Janah C.
Janah C
Connecting with Michael has been such a meaningful experience. With his support, I’ve learned new ways to communicate with my kids and approach parenting with more patience, empathy, and confidence. I am so grateful for his wisdom and highly recommend him to anyone seeking greater clarity and connection in their family life.
Jen B.
Jen B.
I am so grateful, not only to have this deeper understanding of the "why" to my boys' tendencies and patterns, but also, Michael's thoughtful suggestions based on my boys' charts help me anticipate and respond better and ultimately strengthen my relationship with my boys. Thank you, Michael!
What It Gives You
(and Them)
A shared language that makes sense of the hardest moments, rooted in astrology.
Relief from second-guessing yourself, because the stars offer clarity.
Parenting that feels like friendship, not friction.
Ordinary days — school drop-offs, bedtimes, Saturday mornings — that feel warmer, closer, lighter.
A bond that endures, even as they grow, nourished by the wisdom of their chart.
Imagine: instead of bracing for a battle, you’re decoding messages from their chart. Instead of “Why won’t they listen?”
it’s “Oh — I get it.” That shift changes everything.
Start Using This
👇 Map Tonight 👇
$18.99 on Amazon.com
$12 Launch Price,
for a limited time through this page
So Who Am I? And Why Did I Write This Book?
Hi, I'm Michael - Astrologer with over 20 years experience, certified Positive Parenting Coach (IPHM), and proud Dad to Demi.
I didn’t write this as some theory. I wrote it as a father.
I'm not exaggerating when I say Astrology saved my life. Through grief, loss, and becoming a parent, it helped me see through the noise of our modern world. And during one fateful night, amidst a particularly difficult meltdown, I realized Astrology could save something else: the bond between parent and child.
As a parenting coach, I'm well-versed in the science-backed tactics and strategies which underpin most contemporary parenting methods. As an Astrologer, I'm synced with the unseen forces that guide so much of human behavior.
I’ve distilled the very best of both worlds into this book.
It’s not abstract. It’s not “woo.” It’s practical, clear, and ready to use tonight at bedtime. Astrological insight meets everyday parenting.
Instant Download • Secure Checkout • 100% Refund Guarantee
+++
Instant Download • Secure Checkout • 100% Refund Guarantee
+++
Instant Download • Secure Checkout • 100% Refund Guarantee
+++
Instant Download • Secure Checkout • 100% Refund Guarantee
+++
Instant Download • Secure Checkout • 100% Refund Guarantee
+++
Instant Download • Secure Checkout • 100% Refund Guarantee
+++
What You’ll Find Inside:
For less than the cost of a single toy at Target, you’ll receive:
The Four Pillars Framework: Sun, Moon, Rising, Mars explained in plain language, each placement revealing crucial aspects of your child’s personality.
The 3-Step Parenting Method: Pause. Learn. Support. A way to meet your child in the moment, informed by their astrology.
Sign-by-Sign Guides: Turn straight to your child’s placements for instant clarity and support strategies rooted in their chart.
Stories, insights, and scripts that turn friction into flow, guided by the wisdom of astrology.