Astroddlergy
Foundations

Astroddlergy
Foundations

The simplest way to support your child in the way they actually respond to.

The simplest way to support your child in the way they actually respond to.

If you’ve ever looked at your child and wondered, “How do I really reach them?”
This book will show you how.
It turns Astrology into an everyday parenting tool that's practical, warm, and amazingly easy to use.

If you’ve ever looked at your child and wondered, “How do I really reach them?”
This book will show you how.

It turns Astrology into an everyday parenting tool that's practical, warm, and amazingly easy to use.

If you’ve ever looked at your child and wondered, “How do I really reach them?”
This book will show you how.


It turns Astrology into an everyday parenting tool that's practical, warm, and amazingly easy to use.

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Astroddlergy Foundations turns astrology into the simplest parenting tool you’ve never tried.

It’s not about doing more. It’s about understanding what works for your child.

You’ll begin to see your child the way the Universe already does: with a clear, almost divine understanding of what makes them feel safe, capable, and understood.

Astroddlergy Foundations turns astrology into the simplest parenting tool you’ve never tried.

It’s not about doing more. It’s about understanding what works for your child.

You’ll begin to see your child the way the Universe already does: with a clear, almost divine understanding of what makes them feel safe, capable, and understood.

No jargon.
No guesswork.

Just practical insight that
makes connection easier.

No jargon.
No guesswork.

Just practical insight that makes connection easier.

What You’ll Learn:

What You’ll Learn:

  • How understanding only 4 key placements shape the way they express emotions, motivation, and confidence.

  • How understanding just 4 key placements shape the way they express needs, emotions, motivation, and confidence.

  • The small shifts that turn frustration into understanding.

  • The small shifts you can make to turn frustration into understanding.

  • How to meet your child exactly where they are, and guide them from there.

  • How to meet your child exactly where they are, and guide them from there.

  • Real-life scripts, reflections, and tools for calmer, clearer parenting moments.

  • Real-life scripts, reflections, and tools for calmer, clearer parenting moments.

A One-Night Read With the Power To Change Everything

A One-Night Read With
the Power To Change
Everything

A One-Night Read
With the Power
To Change Everything

This isn’t a course or a commitment. It’s a quiet evening’s read that can shift how you relate to your child tomorrow morning.

Parents describe it as “eye-opening,” “gentle,” and “shockingly accurate.” You’ll finish it feeling steadier, clearer, and more connected.

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Buy It Here

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The Best $8 You Might Ever Spend On Your Kids

Don’t underestimate the cost of inaction.

Don’t underestimate the cost of inaction.

Don’t underestimate the cost of inaction.

Most parents don’t realize how much energy they spend misunderstanding the very child they love most.

That misunderstanding has an actual real-world cost: Stress, guilt, and distance that builds quietly over time.

Most parents don’t realize how much energy they spend misunderstanding the very children they love most.

That misunderstanding has an actual real-world cost: Stress, guilt, and distance that builds quietly over time.

Astroddlergy Foundations was written to change that.

It’s a simple, heartfelt guide that helps you see what your child actually needs. And how to support them in a way that finally lands.


For now, the $8 reader edition is open as a short-term offer to help new parents discover the work.

Astroddlergy Foundations was written to change that.

It’s a simple, heartfelt guide that helps you meet your child’s very deepest self - in a way that speaks their inner language.


For now, the $8 reader edition is open as a short-term offer to help new parents discover the work.

If you’ve ever felt things could feel easier, calmer, more connected with your child - or maybe it's good but you know it could be so much better - this is your moment to begin.

The cost of doing nothing is another week of frustration, confusion, non-cooperation; the cost of trying is eight dollars and an evening of peace.

If you’ve ever felt things could feel easier, calmer, more connected with your child - or maybe your relationship is okay but you know it could be so much better - this is your moment to begin.

The cost of doing nothing is another week of frustration, confusion, non-cooperation; the cost of trying is eight dollars and an evening of peaceful reading.

$8 here & now, for a very limited time
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Read it tonight.
Feel closer tomorrow.

Why I Wrote
This Book

Why I Wrote
This Book

I’m Michael George Land, a parenting coach and Master Astrologer who’s spent decades studying how emotional growth mirrors planetary patterns.

Astroddlergy Foundations was written for parents who want something simple and true - a way to use astrology not as prediction, but as practical understanding.

It’s parenting as the Universe intended: simple, natural, and full of understanding.

I’m Michael George Land, a parenting coach and Master Astrologer who’s spent decades studying how emotional growth mirrors planetary patterns.

Astroddlergy Foundations was written for parents who want something simple and true - a way to use astrology not as prediction, but as practical understanding.

It’s parenting as the Universe intended: simple, natural, and full of understanding.

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Read Tonight

Still on the fence?

Still on the fence?

Believe me, I get it. connection is personal, and you should feel certain before you invest in anything, even $8.

Drop your email below and I’ll send you the first few chapters of Astroddlergy Foundations for free.

I can't promise the price will still be $8 tomorrow - but I can promise you these chapters will strike a chord deep within you.

Because parenting isn’t just about raising a child. It’s about remembering the one who still lives inside you.

Believe me, I get it. connection is personal, and you should feel certain before you invest in anything, even $8.

Drop your email below and I’ll send you the first few chapters of Astroddlergy Foundations for free.

I can't promise the price will still be $8 tomorrow - but I can promise you these chapters will strike a chord deep within you.

Because parenting isn’t just about raising a child. It’s about remembering the one who still lives inside you.

Believe me, I get it. connection is personal, and you should feel certain before you invest in anything, even $8.

Drop your email below and I’ll send you the first few chapters of Astroddlergy Foundations for free.

I can't promise the price will still be $8 tomorrow - but I can promise it will strike a chord deep within you.

Because parenting isn’t just about raising a child. It’s about remembering the one who still lives inside you.

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